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Welcometo the forest
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prerequisites to entrance
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1. thou shalt loveth nature, and treadeth not upon flowers unless thou be chased by Cyclopees.
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2. thou shalt believeth in faeries, or risk their wrath
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3. thou shalt not litter or pollute, lest Henry shall be forced to eateth thou.
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4. thou shalt tell *funny* jokes only.
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5. thou shalt not crack thy knuckles, or thou shalt get arthritis
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6. thy shall stick thy tongue out at persons deserving such treatments
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all the above rules are subject to change without prior warning..
fines for breaking them shall be charged regardless...heh heh heh
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....I do not ...Agreeth!
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